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ACRO E-mail Archive Thread: FW: [IAC] Santa Humor


                


Thread: FW: [IAC] Santa Humor

Message: FW: [IAC] Santa Humor

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From: Frank Brotz <fbrotz at plenco.com>

Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 21:55:18 UTC


Message:

  Love it!  I wonder what an "emergency landing" would look like and how much ammo the examiner would have to bring along.

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From:  James Klick[SMTP:klick at aps.anl.gov]
Sent:  Wednesday, December 16, 1998 7:49 AM
To:  iac at lists.handmadesw.com
Cc:  grg at aps.anl.gov
Subject:  [IAC] Santa Humor

Here's an oldie that someone resurrected and sent me.

Santa was in the process of loading his sleigh on 
Christmas Eve when a stranger approached and said:
"I'm from the FAA and will be riding with you tonight".

Santa knew that this was something that the FAA does
to all commercial operators, and he had to comply,
even though it would foul up his weght and balance
calculations and slow down his whole trip.

After reviewing all of Santa's w&b numbers, and
watching him pre-flight the sleigh, the FAA guy
climbs aboard, and after fastening his seatbelt,
reached into his carry-on bag and pulled out a
shotgun.

An astonished Santa said: "What in the world is that
for?"

The examiner winked, and said: "I'm not supposed
to tell you this, but you're going to lose one on
takeoff".


And a happy holiday to you all.
Jim



                


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